“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.” “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.” Secure your Bumpits, and click through if you dare. Now, thanks to the New York Post, you can preview some choice lines from A Shore Thing, which comes out tomorrow. As we mentioned here before, one of the most disturbing celebrity book deals of 2010 involved Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi being paid to write (pretend to write?) a novel that will revolve around “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” It’s probably worth noting that the first-time author claims to have read only two books ever - Twilight and Dear John.
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